Dork

I’ve gone a little off the Rules lately, but I think I need to get back in action. I’ve been speaking to this incredibly dorky but sweet seeming guy on OK Cupid lately. His writing is almost eerily good, he uses words like “canonical” “doctrinaire” and “gorgonzola” which is both charming and annoying (especially the gorgonzola, because that is the very worst of all the cheeses. Word). But I think I’ll go out with him, you know, if he follows the Rules and asks me out by the fourth email. He promised to teach me to whistle, which will not only be a fun date, but will also help me in the future when hollering at men on the streets. Is whistling at men Rules appropriate I wonder?

I’ve been traveling a lot for work which is not good for the dating, so maybe I’ll start writing some more about some of my past disasters. They are infinite, so when I have nothing to write about, they’re a good option. Though what a depressing blog, just a list of my past failures. Ah well, they’re funny, you’ll enjoy. Expect that as soon as I get my ass in gear.